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No Overweight Girls or How To Tell If You’re Objectifying Women
Last year, I quit working for a fitness club (that I’m not going to name). Just know that one of the reasons I left was because of the...
Jet Noir
Feb 1, 20154 min read
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She’s Not That Into You
Recently, I suffered through 3/4 of a movie preview for some bullshit entitled, “Girl House”. I’m not going to post a link to the preview...
Jet Noir
Jan 25, 20153 min read
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A Pejorative Term
DISCLAIMER: This blog post includes racially charged topics and an abundant use of the (unedited) N-word. If that bothers you, stop...
Jet Noir
Jan 18, 20156 min read
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A Case For Physical Education
Recently, I heard a college student talk about how she completed her high school physical education (P.E.) requirement online. I want...
Jet Noir
Dec 28, 201410 min read
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Your Running Partner(s)
Athletes! It’s time for some unsolicited advice about my first (athletic) love, running. If you’re a runner you may already be hip to...
Jet Noir
Dec 21, 20141 min read
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Glute Ham Developer
Here’s a video that I put together with Johnny Pearman of Pearman Fitness Check out his YouTube channel and subscribe for some great...
Jet Noir
Dec 14, 20141 min read
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Hot Jet Elixir Recipe
‘Tis the season for snotty-nosed assholes that don’t cover their mouths when they sneeze. People will touch their sexy parts and confuse...
Jet Noir
Dec 7, 20142 min read
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Chicken Hummus Recipe
As a Fitness Coach (especially during the holiday season) people often ask about my meal plan. Are you Paleo, Jet? Are you Gluten free?...
Jet Noir
Nov 30, 20142 min read
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Dear Beast Mode,
Dear Beast Mode, Today I bench pressed 100 pounds! That’s more than half of my body weight. Yeah! Get some! I see your status updates,...
Jet Noir
Nov 23, 20144 min read
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The Balance of Vulnerability
Why is she angry? I always wondered why she was so angry. Why is he becoming aggressive? I always wondered why he would get so...
Jet Noir
Nov 16, 20143 min read
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Honoring Your Gift + BodyFaming.com
There are many different ways to say thank you. Arguably, the most memorable way to say thank you is to show thank you by honoring the...
Jet Noir
Nov 9, 20144 min read
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Finding Your Voice
My brother, Isma’il, used to sing along to songs. Instead of conforming his vocal tone to resemble the pitch of the artist, he would sing...
Jet Noir
Nov 2, 20144 min read
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The Thin Line Between Pride And Injury
As a PSA from a former Waiter and a present day Fitness Coach, I have two requests from the restaurant and fitness industry respectively....
Jet Noir
Oct 26, 20145 min read
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Wikipedia Says I’m A Sex Worker
The term sex worker once confused my literal mind. I understood it to mean someone that was paid for sexual encounters (be they virtual...
Jet Noir
Oct 19, 20145 min read
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A Guide To Walking, Part 2
This post is dedicated to the people at whom I shout on my runs. Specifically, the lady that I almost ran over during my last two block...
Jet Noir
Oct 12, 20144 min read
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Hedonistic Workout
I heard someone say, “I hate working out!” and it broke my heart. I don’t care if people hate working out, it doesn’t affect me. But, I...
Jet Noir
Oct 5, 20147 min read
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BodyFaming.com
How many times have you heard the conversation? Listening to people talk about how much they hate their thighs, arms, chest, butt, etc....
Jet Noir
Sep 22, 20142 min read
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How I Define Strength
In a recent bit of self-talk about tapping into different types of strength, I began asking the question, “what is strength?” How do I...
Jet Noir
Sep 21, 20143 min read
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Sex Positive
Sex positive is a funny way to describe someone. However, I have been described as such many times over. (Does that mean that other...
Jet Noir
Sep 14, 20145 min read
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Compassion Is Never Convenient
My brother once said that the world is made up of two kinds of people, the protectors and the protected. He was referring to everyday,...
Jet Noir
Sep 7, 20144 min read
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