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Jet Noir
Sep 27, 20197 min read
Opening the Door for (Burlesque) Conversations
More than once in my life, I’ve suggested that people handle a situation based on the way that I would handle it. I think that’s a human...
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Jet Noir
Sep 21, 20187 min read
So You’ve Decided To Date Jet Noir: A What to Expect Guide
Here are ten things you should know about dating the recovering asshole Jet Noir AKA Jet [redacted] AKA [redacted] [redacted] AKA Jay AKA...
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Jet Noir
May 28, 20162 min read
Deep Concentration
As a performer in the neo-burlesque revival, I’ve performed in some interesting venues. I’ve prepared for my performance in even more...
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Jet Noir
Apr 9, 20163 min read
Revitalization Through Dance: Energy For A Busy Life, Part 5/7
I’m a dancer. It’s taken me a long time to be able to say that with confidence. I’ve been a model since I was 12. Over the years, I’ve...
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Jet Noir
Jan 1, 20164 min read
Announcements for 2016!
Happy New Year! I’ve been in the lab plotting and planning some changes for 2016. I’m not talking about macro-level changes that will...
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Jet Noir
Dec 28, 20151 min read
TWO MORE (2015) SHOWS
Tonight, join me for one of my last two performances of 2015. At the DNA Lounge, for the Monday Night Hubba Hubba Revue, I’ll be bringing...
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Jet Noir
Dec 18, 20151 min read
Better Than Your Company’s Holiday Party
Are you searching for something to do after your company’s holiday party? Bring some of the cool kids to watch some fanciful Burlesque...
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Jet Noir
Dec 3, 20155 min read
The Art of Making Love and Why You Should Never Feel “Horny”
When was the last time that you made sweet sweet love? After reading that question you may be wearing a grimace or a smile. I hope that...
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Jet Noir
Nov 2, 20156 min read
Find My Friends [Part 1/4]: Know No Bros
Good Morning! This week’s post will be split into four parts. I’ve decided to write about how I find my friends. I’m not talking about...
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Jet Noir
Oct 20, 20151 min read
Upcoming Burlesque Shows
What’s that, you still haven’t made plans for Halloween!? I’ve got just the thing for you. Instead of those lame costumes at the night...
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Jet Noir
Aug 23, 20154 min read
Get Off Of Your List, Get Into The World
I’ve noticed that a lot of people have always wanted to do a lot of things. When I mentioned that I was going skydiving this weekend many...
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Jet Noir
Aug 13, 20151 min read
The World Ends Tonight! (See How We Dance TOMORROW!)
All of the movies are doing it, so why can’t we? That’s right, it’s time for Post-Apocalyptic Burlesque. Come to DNA Lounge after you...
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Jet Noir
Jul 12, 20155 min read
The Pledge + I Am A Burlesque Performer
“I pledge allegiance to this journey that leads to a higher state of consciousness and to this life, for which it stands, with patience...
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Jet Noir
Jul 5, 20153 min read
Taste The Soup | Taste The Tease
Taste The Soup! One of the meals that I eat is a mason jar of soup that has a tan color and smooth texture. Because of the appearance,...
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Jet Noir
Jun 28, 20156 min read
Never Nudes Go Home (or) The Necessity Of Nudity In The Now
Good Morning! I hope that you’re naked while reading this. It’s Sunday Morning, you’re at home, relaxing, you rolled over just to read...
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Jet Noir
Jun 21, 20154 min read
What’s In My Smoothie / What’s In My Pants
As you can tell by the title, I’m touching two different subjects. The first subject is based on a question I hear everyday. Every...
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Jet Noir
Jun 7, 20153 min read
“I’ve missed you on Facebook!”
It’s no shock that people say odd shit all of the time. One of the oddest ways that people have been greeting me over the past year has...
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Jet Noir
Feb 22, 20154 min read
Burlesque Acceptance or Walk Your Walk
People often ask how I got my start in burlesque. Here’s the short version. I had been working as a nude figure model in San Diego when I...
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Jet Noir
Feb 1, 20154 min read
No Overweight Girls or How To Tell If You’re Objectifying Women
Last year, I quit working for a fitness club (that I’m not going to name). Just know that one of the reasons I left was because of the...
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Jet Noir
Nov 2, 20144 min read
Finding Your Voice
My brother, Isma’il, used to sing along to songs. Instead of conforming his vocal tone to resemble the pitch of the artist, he would sing...
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